About

I am a husband, a father and kind of a douche.  Well, not really, but I have one of these senses of humor that sometimes crosses the line.  Whatever.  I love my family.  My wife is overtly beautiful.  She really has no business being with me.  She needs a better looking more successful version of me.  My kids are the bomb.  These kids crack me up.  Seriously.  My little boy Phoenix (who I call Bear) is hysterical with his faces and inability to feel any pain, and my daughter Sage is as beautiful as her mother with just as much personality.  These people are my life, and my love.

The Lame Sauce is in reference to my wife. She has these little statements that get on my nerves, and lame sauce is one of them. When I do something that she doesn’t like, she will proclaim ‘lame sauce!’ It’s a metaphor of my life.

I’m not a stay at home dad.  I’m not even unemployed. I’m a full time artist, which makes me look like an unemployed stay at home dad. Don’t be confused. My wife and I are behind ModernBirdStudios, ModTots and YankeeHipster while I produce my personal work for galleries and such. Art is all I know how to do well enough to make it my business.

My blog is personal and covers everything going on in my life. Fatherhood is everything I hoped for and much more.  I can’t stand how stinky my daughter’s poots are, or how much my son drips from every hole on his head, or the inevitable crying that #3 will put out in April, but I accept it as being part of the whole package.  This blog is my perspective on my little life, the things I love, and how friggin’ funny things are. We are a close family that has a house built on love and art.